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THE SKINNY ED REPORT · ARCHIVED EDITION

November 11, 2026

Five cryptids are headed for the mail. Also today, a new Roswell interview, an Algonquin witness account, and Voyager’s one-light-day milestone, plus reads worth revisiting on mirror gazing and Friday the 13th.

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Good morning, investigators. The Postal Service preview puts Bigfoot, Mothman, Champ, the Jackalope and the Squonk on the same stamp lineup, which is a pretty good map of how local legends travel. Don Schmitt is back on the radio with his reading of Roswell witness material, and a guest on The Cryptid Podcast describes a figure three canoeists saw near an Ontario shoreline. The story gets interesting right where their view ends. NASA is getting ready to mark Voyager 1’s one-light-day distance from Earth, where a reply takes two days in transit. In the reading pile, researchers describe what people reported during mirror gazing, and the Library of Congress follows an unlucky date through old plays and newspapers. If you’ve heard the Knights Templar explanation for Friday the 13th, that last one is worth your time.

Illustration of Skinny Ed at his news desk

ED’S HIGH THOUGHT · FICTIONAL HUMOR

I’m putting a Bigfoot stamp on my rent check. If it’s late, tell my landlord it was last seen near the mailbox.

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