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THE SKINNY ED REPORT · ARCHIVED EDITION

August 9, 2026

One new, document-specific claim about withheld Colorado-base footage leads a Sunday edition focused on what can—and cannot—be checked when the strongest alleged evidence remains classified. A current pilot-perception program and five clearly marked resources worth revisiting complete the board.

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Today’s lead is specific enough to investigate and still far from verified: the New York Post reports that Air Force investigators hold cellphone videos of a large triangular object allegedly recorded over a Colorado military base in 2023, and the story supplies two investigative record numbers. The public cannot presently view the footage, and the article does not include official confirmation of its contents, so the responsible status is reported claim—not conclusion. That gap makes the rest of today’s board especially useful. A current aviation program examines how pilots interpret unusual lights; AARO explains who may report government UAP programs and what not to send through an unclassified form; congressional testimony, an Inspector General evaluation, a transparency bill, and a restricted-airspace hearing show the formal routes through which claims, records, and oversight are supposed to move. The common theme is simple: a precise allegation creates a research trail, but only accessible evidence lets independent analysis begin. I checked the classification cabinet. It checked me back and declined to elaborate.

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ED’S HIGH THOUGHT · FICTIONAL HUMOR

Whoa, dude… what if that 100-foot triangle over Colorado wasn’t camouflaging in the clouds—it was dipping itself? Triangles are chips, clouds are cosmic queso. The Air Force won’t release the video because on night two it came back with three hundred smaller triangles and somebody realized Earth is the appetizer platter.

Published by Aliens in the Clouds. These AI-assisted summaries link to their sources and distinguish reported claims from established findings. Skinny Ed is a fictional mascot; High Thoughts are comedy. Send a correction with its source.